Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Dr Pennypacker

I have been offered an internship at an undisclosed business downtown. The job mainly consists of spying! In hope that everything will come together regarding Visa issues, I will be working for a company that's contracted by businesses to go in and spy on their employees. My role will be to train people on how to use the spy camera. I will wire them using a range of different cameras; from the shirt buttonhole, to the mobile phone, to the trusty old briefcase. I will then edit that footage to make a package for each of the clients. I am told that in order to unsertand all apects of the job, I will start by doing a bit of spying myself. I hope they let me have an alais because I want to be able to say "Hello, I'm Doctor Pennypacker. A wealthy industrialist from the Arab Emirates. Show me your things". And I hope I get to wear a fake mostache.

5 Comments:

At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Ya Josh! That is the coolest. Send us some Dr Pennypacker spy footage sometime. As for the mo, I just found a ginger one in my shed stuck to an esky!! Go figure!!

 
At 7:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck my undercover brother. PS. Don't forget to mention your peeping tom experience in the next interview, that could make all the difference.

 
At 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you suspect someone wearing a wire don't forget to rip their shirt open exposing the taped on wire then yank the wire clear taking with it a great chunk of chest hair whilist shouting 'what the hell do you call this then...'

 
At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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